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hiccstridforever:

It’s common knowledge that girls take up way more than their half of the bed… what people don’t talk about is girl dogs. He swears he and Toothless are down to less than a quarter of the mattress, what with Astrid and Spike doing their thing on the other side. He wonders just how suspicious it would be to ask his dad for a king sized bed.

—Stages of Grief, Foxy’sGirl

loveee ittt

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jaclcfrost:

some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why

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sefangel:

darnni:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

Soothing.

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sabrinagrimm:

I’M S O FUCKIGN ANGRY THIS LINE COULD HAVE BEEN SO HOT AND ANGSTTY  BUT THEY HAD TO DO THE FUCKING SPONGEBOB SUPER-DETAILE D PORTRAI TBULLSHIT I FUCKING HATE ORUAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB

NO THE JOKE IS THAT IN ANIME PEOPLE GET MORE ATTRACTIVE WHEN THEY’RE SERIOUS BUT THE THING IS TAMAKI IS ALREADY REALLY ATTRACTIVE SO THEY MADE HIM HIDEOUS.

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stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

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rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

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the-cosmic-five-year-old:

just-a-skinny-boy:

eddiecardona:

eddiecardona:

i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now…

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no one man should have all that power

is this what being an adult is like?

this is precisely what being an adult is like. especially when you do it at 2am in a blanket cape.

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alexvlahos:

Dudes when I went to go see tfios I found toothless (and the best sign for not climbing on something ever).

"Hiccup will get jealous"

HICCUP

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electrifying-configurations:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"YOU MIGHT CATCH SOMETHING FROM ME"
"SO DOES YOUR ATTITUDE"
OMFG THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL

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clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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